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2. A wife is complaining about her husband spending all his time at
the local tavern, so one night he takes her along with him.
“What’ll ya have?” he asks.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replies.
So the husband orders a couple of Jack Daniels and gulps his down
in one go.
His wife watches him, then takes a sip from her glass and immedi
ately spits it out. “Yuck, it tastes awful, worse than awful!” she
splutters. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff! ”
“Well, there you go,” cries the husband. “And you think I’m out
enjoying myself every night!”
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